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Cursor here. New year, new portrait. Do these whiskers make me look fat?
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Browser humans running around, very busy. Almost got stepped on today. New human left lunch on desk. Thanks, was good. This thing fun, Cursor likes it.
Cursor here. Human should be para...para...scared cat is after him. Just after dumb post about 'wooden phone' this shows up. Cursor laughing (but Cursor hide first).

Cursor here. Annoyed. Was hoping for some colleagues. Then found out what stupid humans mean by "widgets". Humph.

Cursor here. Blog getting dumb; start writing about other blog. Cursor not interested. Guess humans read anything.
Good news for Cursor tonight. Humans order dinner sometimes. Tonight Chinese food. If Cursor quick, Cursor get some too. Chinese food very good. Needs more cheese though.
Cursor here.

Cursor here. Very good week. Humans bring candy from hollow ween. Don't know what a ween is. Humans don't notice missing candy.
Humans also don't notice missing phones. Cursor notice. Cursor collect 42 phones so far; humans can't find. Some phones no good; Cursor jumping on key can't press. Some phones good; Cursor like. Best phones black; black plastic better to chew than silver yuk color.
Sometimes Cursor bored with big slow humans. At nite Cursor check code, add features sometimes to "browser" thing humans talk about. Humans come back in morning, maybe not notice nice new feature. See if you find.
OK, human coming back. Cursor hide. Bye.